Have you ever listened to Imagine by John Lennon or The Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson or Love is the answer by England Dan and John Ford-Coley or What Happens by Marvin Gaye. Nice Tunes right? Bad brother. These are direct calls for all of us, 7 billion of us, to change our behavior.
We all know how to behave, to be kind, to be patient, to forgive and to forget. Love yourself and do the same for others. Respect everyone, be reliable on time, and don’t waste things. Use common sense (your 6e meaning).
It all makes sense, right? Now, look around you brother – among the 7 billion of us there are those who do not respect ourselves or these basic principles. For 3,000 years, they have been fucking us and our ancestors. What are you doing about it? You hope for a change. Well, things don’t work that way. You have to pray for the change and be explicit enough about what you want.
You must also unionize and organize peacefully. We have all the real power – they’ve stolen a nearly 3,000-year lease that’s about to expire. To take on these guys we have to think like them (think Shaka Zulu), they use 5 year planning and financial leverage and most importantly, the creation of false hope.
We use many general and statistical terms below. Don’t worry about the details – the little details need to be worked out. Come back to reality. We only have one chance. We all know love is the answer and will set us free. Do this for your own happiness, not ours. In Cape Town, we’re all pretty good.
the Planet Earth Bill of Rights
Cape Town, April 2sd, 2021. Resurrection Day
We, the workers of the world, being sane and good-hearted, declare the following:
1. 4th Julye, 2021 – Independence day of planet Earth. The five-year plan starts here.
We no longer accept the yoke of oppression imposed on us by the rich, the powerful and the greedy. There is a glass ceiling to our growth and its 4 feet high. We are starlight, we are golden – but we are plastered in mire. We respectfully ask to return to the Garden of Eden.
2. All federal governments and defense spending around the world to be dismantled from July 4e and replaced by around 1000 regional administrations. Politics and religion are not necessary but will be tolerated.
Tribal traditions and tribal lands must be respected – lands must be returned. If you don’t have a tribe in your area, you might consider organizing one.
This system of 1000 administrators is for their common wealth. Its first leader would probably have to be someone trained to lead a Commonwealth of Nations. He will have nothing else to do than manage a few tourist attractions for the City of London.
3. All armed and intelligence forces will withdraw and form the backbone of regional police forces merged with existing police. All unemployed veterinarians must report to their regional police department. The unarmed Beat cops must return to the planet, immediately, everywhere.
4. We offer a global council based in northern Chad with global institutions. One currency, one world trade zone, one court. The point of all of this is to maximize the potential of every human being on this planet. It goes without saying that the natural environment will be respected immediately. Sorry oil companies.
5. Hotel California – if you are not nice you will be sent to the island of Hotel California in the Siberian tundra – possibly on another planet. Everything possible will be provided to you. However, you can never leave. Medications like mine might also help.
6. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you and your families, but if you don’t like it, Hotel California might be the place for you.
7. Existing federal buildings, churches and mosques should be used to house the homeless.
8. Anyone in the world who earns more than US $ 200,000 a year will receive a 30% pay cut and fund a pay rise for the working class.
We will employ a team of mathematicians and nuclear scientists to solve this problem. Weapons of any kind anywhere on this planet will not be needed. Finally, the World Board will establish temporary max and min salary policies. As the potential of the planet is released, these may no longer be needed.
9. The right to party. All 7 billion of us have the right to party – not just the privileged few. When everyone has what they need to party, the world will be a better place. In addition, the right to sanitary public toilets becomes another use for former federal buildings.
In our future health workers and first responders of all kinds will be the best paid professions. Brokers will go from crap to talk to cleaning crap in order to maintain their lifestyle.
ten. Consequences – if these requirements are not met, then we ask the entire planet to end the tools and stop spending on July 4 of this year and beyond. Each stock market will collapse within a week, followed by real estate prices. Being nice would be a much easier and more acceptable solution.
11. There is no number 11.
12. We respectfully suggest that the US and Chinese governments and the European Union get to work by the end of June 2021. We recognize that change is difficult to accept and implement. We will all follow through on this agreement with our suggestions to help the planet heal itself. However, we need to get there by Christmas 2025.
God has been patient, but we even try his patience. The Bill of Rights is a document for everyone that will be Internet based. It will be open to modifications and / or additions, which will be governed by moderators.
13. 2021 could be 2000 years since the death of Christ. In 9 years, the probability drops to almost 90%. We have war and plague. In a few weeks, sleeping Joe will announce what he knows about UFOs.
I bet Donald Trump doesn’t even know what it is. God comes my friends and he is not happy with our behavior and especially the wars we wage in his name. We should all be afraid. However, some should be very scared.
So who am I and why am I doing this. Born in UK, I have dual UK and US citizenship. My father was effectively deprived of his dignity by the Conservative Party and my mother suffered from rheumatoid arthritis and was experimented with by pharmaceutical companies for most of her life. I am a child of the Direct Grant Grammar School system in the UK – abolished by politicians on both sides who couldn’t win a fight with Conker if their lives depended on it.
If you go to Kloof Street in Cape Town they call me Robin Hood and for good reason. In June 2020, during a period of Hypo Mania, I think God spoke to me during a visit to Pine Hill NY. I was at the Colonial Inn.
A few weeks later, at the Dutch Church in Kingston NY, an old tramp suddenly asked me if I had ever listened to “The Man in the Mirror” by MJ. After a short and horrendous stay at Mount Sinai West Mental Health Facility (please fund these places properly, Mr Cuomo), I was baptized as a born again Christian in Bristol, UK. I gave up on that when they slandered the Holy Quran.
I always try to understand and find solutions for the world around me. I’ve heard that if everyone on the planet jumps at the same time, the mountains could move. The bill borrows this basic concept but turns it upside down to do nothing. My own personal part. My personal ambition in all of this is to become governor or comptroller of upstate New York. Based around the Catskill Mountains and Kingston, the historic capital of New York State, this is a truly wonderful place. Like all corrupt politicians around the world, Cuomo bled this place dry to amass political voters in New York City.
I don’t know what will happen when the Native Indians take over Manhattan. I imagine all the yuppies will leave. I think it would be a good idea for the Indians to lease a large part of New York to citizens of Israel residing on genuine Palestinian lands. They could renovate and rename this area New Jerusalem and the Mossad could sort out the Mexican cartels with the New York police. I’m knocking on God’s door to make all of this happen.
Like the people of the world, I have also made a mess of things. Including relationships with six wonderful women. God gave me a chance with a seventh I hope I’m fine this time. During my illness in 2020, many of my friends and family avoided me for my franchise. Maybe if I do something really right they’ll forgive me… and maybe not.
Robin Hood. In the forest. Catch Me If You Can!
Posted on May 29, 2021